May 2013
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iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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some other guy on the bass: the millennial... →
gyzym:
two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s brakes have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling,…
eseamus:
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rockstarsushiman:
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have watched Disney’s Hercules
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have watched Clash of the Titans
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
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“Rule One of Story-telling - ‘The cat sat on the mat’ is NOT a story but ‘The cat...”
– John Le Carre
There was a great interview with him in the Times. I read the Smiley vs. Karla trilogy after seeing Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and just fell in love with his writing and the characters in those stories. I’ve read that they might be doing a film of Smiley’s People w/Gary Oldman...
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nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
trungles:
upgraders:
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
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ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
I would pay full admission price to see that.
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15,000-Year-Old Words →
nevver:
thou, I, not, that, we, to give, who, this, what, man/male, ye, old, mother, to hear, hand, fire, to pull, black, to flow, bark, ashes, to spit, worm
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
thespacegoat:
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thecityofpawnee:
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tea-in-the-tardis:
bakuraryou:
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America...
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bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
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